Birthday Mania

Hohoho!!! I'm nearing the end of my teens year. Sharks!!! xDD

It's great and fun and all. No doubt. But the thing is that when my mom and bf asked me what I want for my birthday, I just have ideas that are way beyond their limits or just plainly rejective ideas. =P

I have a lot of 'wants' indeed. Well, you must always ask for more in life righhhhtttt????

So, 20 in a few days time, I would love 20 things in my life. But let's not get greedy. I'll just live with half of it, 10 kays. TOP the list of 'Things I Wantzz'

• A new glass + wood cupboard. This top the list because it's one of those or maybe the only one that's not so in the 'wantzz' section. I need a cupboard. Don't believe me? Just have a look at my room and you'll know why. So this is definitely gonna be useful for me. Dunchathink? My mom rejected this idea thinking there's way too many cupboards already in my room. Awww~ Mommy come on...I need a girly closet. *pout* I can't find a decent nice picture to illustrate my imagination. And I don't want to spoil my image of a nice cupboard. So, screw it. I'm not gonna put a picture for this. HMPH!

• An iPhone. I know this is just my greedy wantzz. Oh well, I can dream of getting one, can't I. Maybe you'll get it for me? Huek Huek...Joking ;P

• A GPS. This would be nice. And I can continue with my exploration that I started last year. I went to Sepang Gold Coast and Morib Goast Coast if you don't know.

• If I can't get an iPhone, maybe an iTouch??? Hahahhahahah~

• I need a new pumps shoe. I think that's what they call it. You know, like those ballerina shoes...My shoe closet is rather dusty and old. -,- Not proud of.

• Travel to the beach and celebrate my birthday there with friends, family and of course MY BF!

• A complete make up set with all the necessary foundations, concealers and stuffs. But this is not exactly necessary. Like I said. Wantzzz...Haha!

• A multicolour LV bag. I actually am eye-ing on one. But it's so darn expensive. For gracious sake, it's like US$300. T~T Miserable..... 

• A shopping sprreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ I want to shop shop and shop... So long didn't go shopping and actually buy something already. BOo hOo HoO =( Stupid exams.

• Last of all, lotsa lovessss and surprises would be superb!!! 

So, watca think of my list????

No Discriminations!

No discriminations here please. I don't care what you think of my blog. I have my preferences on what I wish to write. If you find it boring, just get lost. Some other people will appreciate my posts. I don't need people like 'you' here.

Another things is I'm pretty much occupied with my upcoming exams and assignments. Yes there're more to come although I've already finish half of them. Well, that is what I should expect with my choice of going into Pharmacy course. Aiks...

So, updates will be pretty pretty late. Sowie...

Will be right back in track and updating more soon...

What to do if you want to marry a rich guy? Useful for girls, Funny for guys!

I can't stop laughing after reading this from a Facebook note. Since it's such a GREAT article, I of course should not be selfish by keeping it to myself. So, here it is...


WHAT TO DO TO MARRY A RICH GUY

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here:
I'm 25 this year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste.
I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high:
Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?
Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking?

I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty



Awesome reply:


Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest.
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.
Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.

The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money":
Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.

It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.
If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".

If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted.

It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.

I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.

And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...



Bank CEO

Crazy funny! Now that you ladies know what those rich dudes think in their mind, don't be such cheap woman and send yourself to them. Let's put up a FIGHT! Prove to them we can earn $500k annually as well. In Malaysia context, that would be...hmm...RM500k? Haha!

Guys...don't even think of doing this! We ladies are NO INVESTMENT to you guys. You want us you have to appreciate and value us. Hmph! =P

I Wanna Be The Guy!!

I just found the CRAZIEST SICKIEST AND MANIAC-IEST game ever! If those words even exist.

Ever heard of I Wanna Be The Guy game??

It's like the easy version of Super Mario except that it's way uglier, way sickier in it's way of playing and more violence involved.

This was how I died multiple of times...

I tried playing it and I can't even finish level 1. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?!

Ok, so I'm never good in games. But I've never been NOT able to pass even the Level 1. I'm not so retarded to that extend.

Who would have thought that falling apples would kill someone????!

I'm not really into this game because it involves too much violence for me. It's like you walk a bit slower and you'll get hit by spikes and apples falling on you will kill you too. I died a couple of times already just in Level 1.

If you don't trust me and would still like to try it out on your own, here's the link.

Download I Wanna Be The Guy

Let me know if you succeed to move to Level 2. I wanna know how to pass Level 1. Pathetic ain't it.

GOOD LUCK!

Half Phailed Korean Dinner

As promised in the previous blog, this is the white sake that was used in the Miso Cod marination. The bottle is HUGE.

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My efforts to make a great Korean Dinner for my baby kinda went down the drain. Sobs....

I cooked last week for baby at his house. I tried to search for easy to make dishes so there's less hassle passle. And I ended up choosing 2 dishes; Bulgogi (beef) and Pa Jeon (korean pancake).

Here's me making the Pa Jeon first. I decided to make this first because this has more hassle and takes a longer time.

Me mixing the batter for the pancake.

And here comes the spring onions into the batter. I wasn't the camera person. Baby's hand shaky! When taking food picture, hand shaky. When taking my arse picture...

...his hands are surprising steady.

After some frying on the hot oily pan, the end product was....

Look like pizza, no?

Ta Da!! This was rather tasty for my first time in making Korean Dishes. But my baby's an expert in eating, so this didn't make the list of his good food. =(

Then I head on to make the next dish. BULGOGI!

I marinated the beef a few hours before cooking using soy sauce, spring onion, garlic, mirin (japanese sweet cooking oil), sesame oil and salt.

Hours after, I took the sliced beef out of the marinating tupperware and pan fried them on the stove. It's suppose to be grilled but pan fried can be done if no grill is available. But then hor, pan fried didn't really taste good. I don't know the problem lies on the beef or on the marination.

BUT I'm going to blame it on the beef. Hehe! My methods are correct! So, next time I shall buy beef of higher grades.

Bulgogi and Pa Jeon for dinner with a bottle of Red Grapes Sparkling Juice (Ruben bought it just in case I screw up the dinner. He wanted to buy bacons also...just in case...but he didn't).

In the end of the day, the dinner, as I see it was a HALF SUCCESS!!! I'm near there already. Just need more practice and more efforts into making them. Next time I'll make it better. =D

*Hehe...means baby need to endure another of my marvelous cooking. But it's a priviledge to eat the food I cook. And also it's the thoughts that count ma. =P

RM 200 Homecook Japanese Dish: Miso Cod

I had a great time with my baby Ruben yesterday. We went Ikano for walks and to buy INCEPTION movie tickets, baby cooked me dinner and we watched Inception (finally) after dinner.

Baby cooked me Miso Cod. It's a Japanese dish that some actor fancy (Ruben told me the name of the actor but I forgotten already; paiseh!). But it's really awesome!!!

It's like eating Unagi with Teriyaki Sauce but instead of Unagi, Cod fish is used. And the sauce isn't exactly Teriyaki sauce because sake is added into the sauce. Teriyaki sauce doesn't contain sake. It's non-halal for Malays remember.

The sauce is really DELICIOUS and even Dutchy (Ruben's dog) wants more of it and kept licking her mouth. Hahahaha! Even I want more of the fish and sauce leh.

The fish is so tender. A bit of force on it and the meat just falls off. And it's so juicy. I can't wait for baby to cook this again another time.

Our cod fish grilling inside the oven. Drooling already...

But the sake taste a bit weird. Bluek! It's not as bad and strong as the China white wine that I tried but still Ruben and I don't really like the taste. It blends well with the sauce but a total NO to drinking it. Yucks!!! (I didn't take a picture of the sake bottle. Next time after I took the picture, I'll post it =D).

Baby also cooked me Chawanmushi but we're kinda lack of ingredient cause it's a last minute decision to cook Chawanmushi. So, we only had plain Chawanmushi but it's really nice also.

The eggs used to make the Chawanmushi. Hahaha! I only took this picture.

I FORGOTTEN TO TAKE A PICTURE AGAIN!!! Aiseh, too hungry already until I forgotten to take a picture. Pssttt, Dutchy also like this dish so much that she kept crawling at the person who's holding the bowl (the bowl of Chawanmushi was passed to and fro Ruben and I).

At the end of the day, Dutchy was so full that she just lied on Baby's bed in a crouch position. I thought she had stomach ache from all the good food initially. =P

AWESOME DINNER! Baby cook for me again....I wanna eat the Miso Cod again. Pweaseeee~

When stupid people and toilet meet

I must say, Malaysia has a lot of stupid people. I just can't stand the view of vandalism in toilet. If the toilet is in Chow Kit or somewhere in the back alley where there's difficulties to access even a toilet, then I forgive the fellow.

But this is in ONE UTAMA! Public area and the place is rather clean and nicely decorated some more (that doesn't include the Old Wing ones, they're pretty run down already).

I really cannot take the idiocity that those people place on the door. And this is the Ladies. So, it must be a lady that wrote that.

Is she a total lesbian or what? Posting her sexual desire in a Ladies where ONLY LADIES can access unless she's targeting ladies or......maybe aquas??? I don't think they still have their weenee with them tho. And I actually did met one in the Ladies in Sunway Pyramid before. Not a good experience; weird!

Well, good luck to whoever dumb dumb that is.

Finger Foodie @ Ken Yang's House

Last week, me and a few high school friends were given a privilege to taste homecook finger food cooked by Ken Yang, our culinary arts friend.

I must say, it's really a great night. The food taste good and the environment is nice. Company is good too! It's been so long since I last saw most of my high school friends. Especially Zhi Min that just recently came back from London, UK for summer break. Unfortunately, he was not expecting to have a 'photo shot' (this was how he put it) that day and he did not dress his hair up nicely. So, this is the only photo of him that I manage to shoot.

To the left is Zhi Min with Jing Hui.

As usual, Malaysian culture that you CANNOT miss, our fellow friends decided to make a fashionably late entrance. Making Zhi Min, Ann Joe and I waiting for half an hour hungry. We're the earliest ones that arrive before the bunch make their entrance almost together later.

While waiting for more people to arrive (some food best serve hot and we don't want anyone to eat cold food), childish Stephen and Weng Tjun played Street Fighter.

Weng Tjun's game actually but Stephen is still childish. =P

CHUN LI'S ARMS AND LEGS ARE HUGE! Did she mutated of somewhat go thru an experimental defect? GIRL POWER! GIRL POWER! GIRL POWER!

While waiting, Kelly and I played around with the FAKE Ray Ban sunglasses on the table.

It does look a bit kiddy for Ray Ban brand. LOL! Kell's look like a rapper!

Around 8.30pm (if my memory didn't fail me), finally the food are appearing on the dining table! I shall just drown you with the food pictures...

JENG JENG JENG!!!

Devil's Egg. Something different that I haven't eat before.

Roasted chicken with peeled orange on bread. I like the tangerine. They're so sweeeet!!

Salmon bruschetta with sour cream on top (I think). I'm a salmon crazee maniac person. So, I'll definitely go for salmon! But this perhaps is a little toooo salty.

Mayonese Potato with some other surprise veges? I kinda forgotten to notice what's inside it. Not really fond of this tho.

FRIED CURRY POTATO BALLS!!! This is awesome. But too much is too filling.

Tuna Sandwich.

Chicken Skewers/Kebab

Ham, omelet on top of bread. I can still see Mark's shadow overshadowing the food on the right picture! LOL

The food kept refilling itself. It kinds of remind me of Harry Potter with his dinner platter never empty until dinner's over.

Voila! Full table with food and drinks.

Since Ken Yang (chef) was in charge of the food, Jing Hui was in charge of the wine. And he bought 2 red wine...

In case you forgotten who the hell is Jing Hui, scroll back up and see for yourself. I like the right wine more but I can't really judge actually. I only drank a few droplets of the left wine. Hehe...

And Ken Yang wanted to open his Mongolian Premium Vodka given to him by his Mongolian friend, Gantulga.

Somehow I caught Mark real surprised looking at the bottle. LOL! Mark want some? Mark's the black guy at the back. =P We didn't get to open this vodka bottle. It's a little too late as well. They only opened the wine bottle after dinner. Everyone forgotten about it.

Though the portion is small but continuously eating them really makes me feel full. Yum Yum! Salmon!!!!

The happy group around the dining table. This totally proves that STEPHEN IS CHILDISH. =P

Those who went that night...

I like this picture more but since I was blocking Stephen who's trying to stick out from behind, I shall post the other picture that I don't really like so much cause it shows that my thighs are huge.

Here's a summary of all the dishes presented that night. I kinda enjoy photoshopping the pictures. SO FUN!

A warm gratitude to our chef of the day, Ken Yang and his assistant girlfriend, Chye Peng and of course his sisters for helping out as well in making the food.

Ken Yang & Chye Peng (so sweet hor)

 *Happy 40th Month Together*

p.s. I saw Mark in Uni the next day after dinner and he told me he went toilet twice in a row during lectures. Uh Oh...But I was as healthy as a horse. =D